What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Brad Fuller!

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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