guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women's Rights

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Anti Joke

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