- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Gorden Brown.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Penis.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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