Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Potato!

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Hitler

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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