Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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The Female Orgasm

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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