Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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