- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Autism speaks but not really

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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