A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock knock, COME IN!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Barack Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is 9 + 10? 21

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops