Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

just in time?

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...