What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Women's rights...

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