- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Mullets

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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