- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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