Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Hey, Max!!

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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