- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

I grunt when I poop.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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