Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Poop

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

oooh look a banshee

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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