- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Apple juice.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What is white and square? A ping pong block

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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