There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Black people stink of shite!

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

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