A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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soccer

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42

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Anti Joke

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