- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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