- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Your social life.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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