- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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