- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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