Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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