- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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