Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Cool Brian

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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