John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Take this and put it- No.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What black and has children A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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