- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

HEY YOU!!!!

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

whats the best thing about polio...death

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

black people

Donald Trump

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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