- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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split your ass cheek

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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