A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Republicans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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