what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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stinky boner

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hello anomonous

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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