- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

I killed someone today. :D

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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