- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What you reading? reading?

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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