- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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