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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Potassium? K.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall