Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Cleveland winning something

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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