Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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