Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Melbourne Football Club.

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