- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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