A cat playing laser tag.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What black and has children A black man

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Roey Jegen

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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