Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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TELL

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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I ponder

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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