- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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