A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Penis

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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TWIX PAUSE!

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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baby seal walks into a club

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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im a dragon, no im not

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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