- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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