What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

I love pissing people off :P

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Whats wrong with that Nothing

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Not a joke.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Psychics.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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