Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Poop!!

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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DESERT

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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