Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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