Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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im watching you..

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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