What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Lets go Yankees

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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