What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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