- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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