- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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