- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Knock knock. Racism.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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