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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

bees knees

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

woman's rights

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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