Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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