- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I once did something.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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