A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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