- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Smelly Indians.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What? Yes.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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