- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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