Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What comes after 69? 70

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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