- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Your mom went to college

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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